So, I had to write you all. My Mom and Dad are trying to give me cow's milk?!! What sense does this make? I am a baby! A human baby! HELP!! At first I could tell when they snuck it into the breastmilk bottle, but now they are putting it in at least an ounce or two and I can't tell if it's there or not. Does anyone have a cow milk detector? I am being POISONED!! If it is all cow's milk I can tell, but the whole hiding it with the breastmilk is just trickery!
They tried it in my juice sippy cup- ha! that's some nasty juice. They tried it in my water cup- do they think I'm crazy? I ain't drinking that stuff. Have they seen how cow's live? They are all dirty and smell!!!
I'm a baby and need to NURSE! And to make it worse they cut me off at night. Yep, I am calling DHS child services just as soon as I figure out how to sign, "ABUSE!!" They expect me to sleep all night without my friends the boobies. If you can talk any sense into them, please help.
Just because I'm little, doesn't mean I don't know my rights. Those boobs are mine and I deserve their milk. If there are another babies out there that feel the same way, you can join by cause, Babies Unite!
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